Fun facts

Because you're not hiring a CV, you're hiring a person.

  1. I type at 95+ WPM, verified on Monkeytype. Production fires fear my keyboard.

  2. I co-founded a startup before turning 23, and raised $125.5K for it.

  3. I graduated 2nd in my class, then learned 90% of what I actually use through self-study anyway.

  4. I taught 400+ university students in a single semester as a teaching assistant. Grading was so painful I later built an AI platform to do it, and it graded 2,400+ students with under 1% disputes.

  5. I have a toddler at home, which means I've been stress-tested for production incidents by a superior opponent.

  6. My open-source libraries have been downloaded 200K+ times. Somewhere out there, my code is running in projects I'll never know about, and I think that's beautiful.

  7. I once slept at the office to hit a release. The release shipped. I now advocate for better planning instead.